WTF is cress?
I'll tell you what it is. It's a plant that you grow at school. Yes, when they're teaching you all about plants and growing things and nurturing etc, when they're explaining to you at 5 years old that plants need water - they have you grow CRESS. And it's not just me that happened to. My son had to grow cress last year. My friend's daughter has to grow cress. I had to grow cress, all my friends I know had to grow cress at school. It's a British phenomenon.
I always wondered... why cress? But now I have figured it out. Primary school children are forced to grow it to feed the demand for uneccesary bits of plant in egg sandwiches.
IF I WANTED A PLANT IN MY SANDWICH I WOULD ASK FOR IT!
Cress??? Wtf is the point?
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There you go! Just say 'Hold the cress', because otherwise you'll get it... Not this side of the pond... Iceburg lettuce probably...
So what IS cress? Is it watercress, or something else?
it's good is what it is
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Cresssss!
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Deit coke minus the cress!
Any how uf you gor over an ounch of cress always remember u can be done for being a dealer lmao
My partner worked out a perfect bi-law for that above statment.
eggs+cress+a marker
Answer = A happy egg man/woman/clown etc with one hell of a hair due. Yea thats it, u got it, The cress is surely the hear-do.
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